is it bad that i’ve heard literally half of these? :/
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
